Disappearance aka Alzheimer's

Are you sure you want to do this? I mean, do you even know what you're going to say? You don’t have to do this.

Of course I know what I’m going to say! I memorized it. Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a pleasure serving you in every capacity known to man. You've given me countless moments of laughter, phenomenal stories, and let me lead you into an era of growth previously unheard of in our industry. In addition to all my success as your CEO, I raised two beautiful children- Ross and Diane- obviously, I loved Motown (hold for laughter). My children taught me unconditional love can't be earned, only given. The only person missing tonight is my wonderful husband, Tony. He shared forty five wonderful years of life with me- I know, he's crazy (hold for laughter)- but he gave me the confidence to be a leader, a voice for women, and to join Axium all those years ago. Not a day goes by that I don't think of and miss you Tony. So I accept this award, not as an island, but as a bridge supported by countless beams. Thank you for letting me lead you into the future!

That’s excellent! Alright, they’re ready for you to take the stage.

Thank you! Thank you! Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself. I am proud to join you today. I believe in this company. I believe we have room for growth. My husband Ross always says we are beams. We are islands. We have to connect. If you give me this job, I will connect you. For the past fifty years I’ve connected to Motown, especially Tony. I have a great capacity for serving pleasure. It makes me laugh, and is a great story for later. Sometimes, it is unheard of. I have two kids, Diane. She is crazy. Hold for laughter. But confident. And a husband that is here tonight. Not a day goes by that I don’t think of and miss you. Thank you for meeting me in the future! Hold for laughter. Thank you Axium. Tony, stand up so everyone can see you. Hold for laughter. I want to go home now. Hold for laughter. I want to go home. Tony, I want to go home.

Thank you.

(For Grandma.)